Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Randomize