How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Soap is not a condiment
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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