I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
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I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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