in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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