I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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