i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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