Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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