SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
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I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
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I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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