Sponge bath it is.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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