Christians are straight up FREAKS
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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