I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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