love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
