I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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