Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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