As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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