Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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