3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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