I got chris browned last night
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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