Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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