STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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