Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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