While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
