Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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