we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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