She's like a pop up book from hell.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
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Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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