Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
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You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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