I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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