This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
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I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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