More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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