I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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