He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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