love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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