Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.