is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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