I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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