i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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