The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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