what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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