just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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