She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
She just used a chaser for red wine.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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