So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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