Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
That's when you crack a 10am beer
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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