I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
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I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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