i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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