normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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