Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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