Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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