I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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