I hate all girls vehemently.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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