piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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