Your dad touched me again.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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