if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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