Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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