I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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